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2005-03-17 - 11:25 p.m.
Suck It, Bill Gates

I am so tired it's not even funny. Basically I am over-tired.

Today I spent probably six hours trying to make my resume fit into a tiny little box. I spent another hour on the phone with my mom in the middle when I was bursting into tears with frustration. I couldn't take it any more. Bill Gates should have to make a resume using his own goddamn software. Then he would go to his engineers and be like, "This sucks!," just like StrongSad says it when he runs into the tree, and they would fix it. Of course, then Bill Gates would have it packaged as Service Pack 12, as opposed to We Fucked Up Pack 12, and I would have to read all sorts of warnings about it might make my computer burst into flames or become possessed by demons. And then I would install it anyway because I am a good little sheep. Baaaaaaaaaaaah.

Anyway, I finished up just in time to go see Leslie Feinberg speak. It was well worth it. I may write about it at some point once I think about it a little more.

I _have_ to go to school tomorrow and I desperately don't want to. Blah. Blaaaaaaaaaah.

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